okay so today was the final straw for weird Facebook dude. I had never responded to his creepy message but I saw his Facebook status which was the following:
in chi-KAgo they have DA bears.
edit: also that lake michigan is really poopy
Okay, these are pretty awesome.
Awesome and flattened in my bag in 3…2…1…
i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass
ooooo my name is jillian and i’m a super babe and i like to do awesome stuff for people cause i’m a spectacular human oooo
"Cats are like permanent but better babies." theoccasionalitalic
i’m mad hunter used all these dumb tags
"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"
"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."
"Ya’ll havin a LIL too much fun over there SWITCH SEATS. NOW."
i want a gay best friend. by gay i mean lesbian. by best friend i mean girlfriend. i want a girlfriend