clocked out today at 12:35 am. I had a lunch break, which makes this a lil over 13 hours of work today as well. For those keeping track, I’ve already done 8 hours of overtime this week and it’s only Tuesday

no but the notion that everyone has to go straight from high school into college and then straight from college into the work force is hella misguided. Not everyone is ready for college straight out of high school, some people can take a year of two years or all their years before they’re ready. Some people aren’t meant to go to college, academia isn’t for everyone and earning a degree isn’t the only way to have a successful life. It’s okay if you don’t fit into the cookie cutter image of being a Real Person. College isn’t the ultimate requirement


things i need to do:

  • clean my room
  • get a college degree
  • learn how to have healthy relationships
things i want to do:
  • play with puppies and kittens
  • find someone cute to cuddle and make out with
  • drive to the ocean
things i actually am doing:
  • taking subpar selfies
  • running a semi successful blog
  • listening to sad songs and watching too much netflix

(via imaginemeandnaya)


Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents


(via birdschoolforbirds)

we went to a pole dance performance show the other day and while there I ran into this lesbian I know and it was hella awkward (all on me) and then we ran into each other again and she was like, “haha why are you being so awkward? Last time I saw you you kept grabbing my hand and saying you just wanted to touch me” and then I had vague flashbacks to being very drunk downtown a few weeks ago with a friend and running into this same girl and talking a lot and grabbing her arms and hands a bunch and apparently I told her I just wanted to touch her

so that’s a thing that happened