benefits of having a cat:
-furry neck warmer
-purrs that rock you to sleep
-kinda smells like poop
cool tricks to share with your kids
I need an accountability buddy
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
Hannah Montana | If We Were A Movie
I just had a flashback to little freshman in high school Jill in the shower belting out the lyrics to If We Were a Movie by Hannah Montana and just mooning over freaking cute boy Jack and I am so overcome with laughter and embarrassment I don’t know how to handle myself.
why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom”
honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed
uhm im pretty sure OP was talking about sex lol. what are you 12 or something?
what the fuck is sex
This tweet is so important to me
its ok to not be ready
I don’t like the way this makes it seem like women become hysterical and make bad decisions whenever they get their periods, all that really happens is some cramping, possible IBS-esque symptoms, and flucuations in energy and hunger. I know it’s a joke but so are “Oh! are you saying this cuz you’re on your period?” jokes.