"You’re gonna do great today."
This comic was going to have words but it’s better without
Well I know where I’m going motor boating this weekend.
This is literally me
Go to itunes NOW.
Episode 1 Season 2. is FREE.
Sunday is the 1 year anniversary of me getting Charlie, y’all
the question is how can I possibly party hard enough to fully celebrate this amazing event when there are only 24 hours in a day???
I seriously think that Esmeralda doesn’t get enough reputation.
She’s such a badass.
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
Today was much better than yesterday. I feel like I am ready for these last assignments and exams.
a little scary
- horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
- girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell