It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
(Source: grimelords)
I wonder if my neopet is alive
so the other day Caitlin made me an egg cheese bacon sandwich for breakfast, and it tasted kind of funny and by that I mean kind of awful but I was exhausted because this has been an intense work week and I didn’t want to hurt her feelings by being like THIS IS DISGUSTING so I just ate the whole thing and when she was like, “isn’t this good?” I was just like yeahhhh so when I got to the end I just gave up and left the last two bites of the sandwich, and then she went and took it to the sink and while taking it to the sink she put the last bites in her mouth, froze, chewed for a second, and then spit them out and gagged and was like, “what is that?!! did the whole thing taste like that?!” and I was just like yeah ._. and so she freaked a little and then tried to figure it out and then realized that the bag of bread was sitting on top of the fridge next to a leaking bottle of air freshener. The reason mine tasted so bad was because my bread slices were the ones sitting in the puddle. I ate an air freshener sandwich. The moral of the story is that if something seems off don’t keep quiet so as to not hurt someone’s feelings; you may be ingesting poison.
I’m getting sick I think.
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
(Source: danielodowd)
1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a city bus. Don’t. It will not be beautiful. It will not be brave. It will be selfish. It will be broken. Your mother will cry.
2. Don’t write for him. Write for you. Write for others like you. Write so the girl that thinks about stepping in front of public transportation doesn’t. Don’t be selfish.
3. When you will yourself to sleep and it doesn’t come- get up. It doesn’t matter that it’s 3 am. There will be other 3 am’s. Take a shower. Take two. Wash him out of your hair. Write a poem. Read the same book you’ve read 202 times again. The 203rd time might tell you something different. Don’t stay in bed- you will think about the bus again.
4. Don’t kiss him because he’s broken. Don’t kiss him because his laughter never reaches his eyes. Don’t try and fix him. Fix yourself first. Be selfish. He can’t save you.
5. Date yourself. Take yourself out to eat. Don’t share your popcorn at the movies with anyone. Stroll around an art museum alone. Fall in love with canvases. Fall in love with yourself.
6. Dress up and wear red lipstick and get drunk with your friends. They’re the ones that will pick you up. Don’t kiss him. Or him. Don’t fall asleep on strange couches with strange boys. When his hand slides up your dress walk away. Hit him. Don’t kiss him. He can’t save you.
7. Get another tattoo. Get five more. Get another hole in your ear. Don’t listen to your dad. You will still be able to get a job. Did you really want to be employed by someone like your father? Haven’t you had enough of judgmental old white men anyway? Get fuck you tattooed in tiny letters on your hip.
8. When you feel the yearning for a new city- start over. Take 200 bucks and a three suitcases. Work anywhere that will have you. Meet strange people and forget your name. Call yourself Ruby. No one will know the difference. Remember to call your mother. Don’t be selfish. Come home when you find yourself in the strangers and the small one bedroom apartment.
9. Don’t whisper evil things into your own ear. Other people are going to shout them at you. Be your own hero. Keep a sword on your key ring.
10. Don’t step in front of a city bus. It will not be beautiful. Live. Stay up all night with a boy that promises you everything and means it. Live. See shitty local bands with a friend. Wear a different band’s t-shirt. No one will care. Live. Have a baby girl with tiny fingers and tiny toes someday. Pour love into her until it’s overflowing. Live. Wake up. Staying in bed all day is not poetic.
Live. Live.
Live.
Do you hear that? It’s me. It’s your life. Wake up.
?This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
